Hey guyyyyys
What’s goin onnnn
That still amuses me… I got my last cam show into Final Cut but that thing apparently needs about a million hours to process. Dumbface video… two hours!! Breaking news: I’ve gotten it down to 30 minutes or so.
As you guys know, I ordered some pizza last night 
It was pretty good, so I had some more this morning before heading out for my lesson. I also got some shooting done today, which looks pretty hot if I do say so myself… and I do say so myself…
Breaking breaking news: Here’s your cam show recap
This is just a test of the emergency broadcast system… if this were a real blog entry there would be actual words here… this is just a test…
“Now that the election is over, we can get to the important stuff. Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?”
Wow, that is a hard-hitting question. It depends on the fridge. Some fridges with freezers do have lights. They’re usually better designed and more spacious. I usually cram the freezer full of stuff and can’t imagine having the light bulb in there too. It’s probably not a good idea to have a lightbulb frosting over with ice, though.
Anyway, it was a big day. Ummm rioting in the streets.
I have to stop writing so late at night. I am exhaaausted. I was sleepy earlier, and I am always tempted to start with the naps again. It doesn’t help that I force myself to stay awake until 2am for no good reason 
Oh yeah! I went to the farm yesterday. Except the leaves already fell there and somehow not everywhere else!! That’s bogus, man. But I got some stuff done and I am anxious to see it Oh yeah, I shot a Halloween video… I should probably, like, get that up… hmmm…
I love when people claim I’ve blocked them from this or that. They get fucking pissed and tell me off… and then I tell them that I didn’t block them, but at that point, they were ready to kill me and I’m just done with their drama, dude…
I’m in the middle of making some more fried bread dough, because it’s early and I’m huuungry. I’m tryin’ to get through Persona, as usual. Leveling is somewhat more difficult when you face guys with no weaknesses and tend to kill you an awful lot.
I’m editing some videos! They should be coming up in the next week or so, so look out for them
I shot some great Halloween pictures tonight, so you should see them on Friday!! Are you excited?!?!?!
Also coming out today: A fantastic video with Natalie Sparks and me. It’s our best video ever. Go WATCH IT!
I’m trying to read Neuromancer, but it’s soooo boring. It’s a total buzzkill. I’m going to try reading on actual pages. And listen to some other book while I’m out and about. Probably another Margaret Atwood novel, to see if the writing’s similar at all. Otherwise I’m just gonna start listening to some non-fiction books again 
Here’s a good picture from my Halloween Dress Up picture set, to hold you over until Friday
I love the red lighting
I hope you enjoy today’s video! I fucked one of those newfangled suction cup dildos… suction cupped to the stairs. I’ve also been messing with the colors on my new stuff. Usually they’re a little yellow I guess it helps if you have “proper” “lighting” or some nonsense. Anyway, the video turned out pretty hot, so I hope you enjoy it
I got like an hour into The Answer portion of Persona, and um, I’ve leveled up once. Woo. hoo. Their reasoning was “welp if ya don’t use yer powers, you’re not so good at em” YEAH. RIGHT. I went weeks without leveling up my people in the main game. I don’t recall them LOSING experience, like 65 level’s worth. Bah!
Did you guys like the Yankees jersey shoot? I love it
So as you know… I finally finished Persona 3… the first part of it. I way overlevelled my people, because I thought I’d have those levels in the second half, but no… I started up the second half and it’s like starting all over, with a main character that isn’t a total dick to people like I was able to be last time, and none of my fucking money or anything. Crap. Anyway, the first half had a nice ending. It started the same way as the bad ending, and then twisted into something touching…
Other than that, I got some new pictures up for you I got the opportunity to shoot in some of the new gifts I got in the mail, so I hope you guys enjoy them. I love shooting in new clothes!!
I’m also glad to hear that you guys liked the Dinner for Two video I love making videos that make me laugh. In case you got confused by the end, pay attention to the plate 
I wasn’t saying “Hey!” for nothin’.
Hahaha. I was in my dual cam show today and one of the rowdy guys kept whining at me (because they all pretty much get in there and start shouting demands at me), and uhhh I fuckin’ baaannnnedddd him. After I got his attention. We had a good time laughing about him. And then the mod had to help me kick another guy… because he kept complaining about how he couldn’t hear anything :P I told him to stop! He was warned. The user list kept moving around so he was slip sliding around and I couldn’t click on his name
I finally uploaded a second video to the member network. Except it’s uhhh not of me. Once I decide which video’s going up on Tuesday, I’ll post a preview clip
My skates are really close They don’t mess around when they say 2-day shipping!! They will not bring it any sooner than that!! Never mind that it’s the weekend…
I’m going to go upstairs and listen to some more Oryx and Crake before I pass out. Don’t forget to head out and read it for yourself!
Sooo there’s a new feature for my lovely members, where you log in and see everyone on the network, like Isis and Shai, and I couldn’t think of anything to upload
UNTIL RIGHT NOW
I uploaded the original trailer I made for a video called “Nude Eating” where I was out of my mind making it at 2am. I went into thinking “You know what, I should cut out all the bits about me talking about food, because that’s dumb.” And then I just kind of uh went totally the opposite direction and made it all bizarre and about the food. And me advancing on the camera with some plants. JUST GO WATCH!
What else should I upload?? I have some ideas for some stuff that ended up being too short for the site or failed videos, or whateva.