Ava Knight

I had my big party tonight :O!! I wore THE SWEETEST leather pants ever, with a sweet red shirt and sweet necklace. I think people liked it I met a whole bunch of people, and… wait. I have to tell you about the popcorn and candy :O They had a whole spread of like every gummy imaginable and a popcorn machine. It was AMAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZIIIIIIING. Two of my favorite snack foods :) After all that, we went to some other party at some place where the dance floor was somewhere below us. Natalie and I wandered around the whole stupid place trying to find the way down, but we found out as we were leaving that the way down there was going all the way back to the entrance :P

Then we went to another strip club, but I was waaaay too tired to appreciate it. Plus the stripper that gave me a dance had the first really terrible implants I’ve ever felt. They felt like… rocks… in her boobs… but Natalie and I went inside the bathroom to discover the most amazing display of bathroom food ever. Well I’ve never been inside a bathroom that had food in it, but I think the strippers use the same one so they had a huge amount of perfume and snacks for them just laid out. We were like :O :O Just like that.

So I’ve never been to a strip club that was topless only, and I’ve also never been to a strip club as big as the one here, but I went last night and it was pretty awesommme. Well except for the topless only. But there’s so many girls in one place that they just spend their time roaming the club, blatantly asking people if they want dances :O :O I would feel bad being a guy and turning down girls. I found one girl I really liked Her name was Sway and she was really nice! I think they’re always nice to the girls… she was as tall as me (without the heels), too.

I’ve discovered that they also charge outrageous amounts for the drinks at the clubs $6 water. Six dollars. FOR WATER. AHHHH.