I love when I show random videos to people and they don’t like it when they watch it with me, and then it slowly seeps into their skulls… we found a map to Candy Mountain… Candy Mountain, Charlie 
It’s a land of sweets and joy and joyness… why yes that is an old video…
This video is more recent and still amuses me: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/611387370c
John Mayer is pretty funny sometimes
Oh yes, so I saw The Dark Knight yesterday. I had popcorn!!! Yum 
Anyway, Heath Ledger was pretty amazing as the Joker, but I thought the character was also really good… it was hard to separate the acting and the writing, which is good 
I had my big party tonight :O!! I wore THE SWEETEST leather pants ever, with a sweet red shirt and sweet necklace. I think people liked it I met a whole bunch of people, and… wait. I have to tell you about the popcorn and candy :O They had a whole spread of like every gummy imaginable and a popcorn machine. It was AMAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZIIIIIIING. Two of my favorite snack foods :) After all that, we went to some other party at some place where the dance floor was somewhere below us. Natalie and I wandered around the whole stupid place trying to find the way down, but we found out as we were leaving that the way down there was going all the way back to the entrance 
:P
Then we went to another strip club, but I was waaaay too tired to appreciate it. Plus the stripper that gave me a dance had the first really terrible implants I’ve ever felt. They felt like… rocks… in her boobs… but Natalie and I went inside the bathroom to discover the most amazing display of bathroom food ever. Well I’ve never been inside a bathroom that had food in it, but I think the strippers use the same one so they had a huge amount of perfume and snacks for them just laid out. We were like :O :O Just like that.