Okay I’m back home. I didn’t notice until like yesterday that I had a FOUR HOUR layover. But you know who ended up being on the flight? My good friend Trisha, so I hung out at her place for a few hours. She has three crazy dogs…

Oh man, I ate sooo much. My tummy aches a little from all the food I ate today.

Oh yeah, I gambled!!! I gambled like $20. Vegas totally conned me out of my money… I was doing okay for a little bit at roulette, but then lost it pretty quickly. But it gave me a rush and I understand how people can get caught up in it. I mean, they put slot machines at the airport gates, and I saw people playing them. Crrrraaazyyyy.

So I’ll be catching up tonight and tomorrow, I think… and lying in bed…

I had my big party tonight :O!! I wore THE SWEETEST leather pants ever, with a sweet red shirt and sweet necklace. I think people liked it I met a whole bunch of people, and… wait. I have to tell you about the popcorn and candy :O They had a whole spread of like every gummy imaginable and a popcorn machine. It was AMAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZIIIIIIING. Two of my favorite snack foods After all that, we went to some other party at some place where the dance floor was somewhere below us. Natalie and I wandered around the whole stupid place trying to find the way down, but we found out as we were leaving that the way down there was going all the way back to the entrance

Then we went to another strip club, but I was waaaay too tired to appreciate it. Plus the stripper that gave me a dance had the first really terrible implants I’ve ever felt. They felt like… rocks… in her boobs… but Natalie and I went inside the bathroom to discover the most amazing display of bathroom food ever. Well I’ve never been inside a bathroom that had food in it, but I think the strippers use the same one so they had a huge amount of perfume and snacks for them just laid out. We were like :O :O Just like that.

So I’ve never been to a strip club that was topless only, and I’ve also never been to a strip club as big as the one here, but I went last night and it was pretty awesommme. Well except for the topless only. But there’s so many girls in one place that they just spend their time roaming the club, blatantly asking people if they want dances :O :O I would feel bad being a guy and turning down girls. I found one girl I really liked Her name was Sway and she was really nice! I think they’re always nice to the girls… she was as tall as me (without the heels), too.

I’ve discovered that they also charge outrageous amounts for the drinks at the clubs $6 water. Six dollars. FOR WATER. AHHHH.

Send help… it’s like catching on fire every time I step outside. Okay so I can’t exactly walk in my tall heels yet. I tried going out to the pool in them, but I made it like across the pool when I stumbled. I mean, I don’t really fall, because I guess my instincts are to twist my ankle rather than skin something. I didn’t twist my ankle, but I still just took off the shoes and went back to my room to change shoes. I don’t care if I don’t look as hot

Yyyyeaaaah so Penny’s here again, which is awesome. I missed her drinking contest, and she noticed I feel like a loser.

Oh yeah, everything here is RIDICULOUSLY expensive. As in two or three times what it should be anywhere else. More expensive than airport food. And they do it because they know people are going to pay it… totally unfair :’(

So I thought that Las Vegas was always night time, because they ALWAYS show all the lights and stuff. One thing that they also don’t mention is that it’s REALLY HOT here. As in 110 degrees I took the biggest plane I’ve ever been on so far, with six seats in each row. Yeah… I’m a big time airplane person now Anyway, I’m staying at the Hard Rock, which is pretty cool. The casino is apparently very tiny compared to other casinos, but I’ve never seen these other casinos Okay so I’m gonna go mingle and stuff now, because that’s what you do… in Vegas…