CRUISE-A-HOLIC
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There was a party on a CRUISE BOAT!! last night. It was so so so much fun
At first Natalie and I were just chillin but then the boat actually started moving and we were just excited to be there
We went out three miles to international waters to gamble. I was helping various friends out. I played with three or four different people for roulette, slots, and craps. Craps I don’t understand, but uhhh eventually they let me roll the dice (they were like “you have to make it hit the other end of the table” after my first loooooser attempt) and I was doing that for a few minutes. I made like $100 on that? Some people had promotional money that they had to gamble, so I was mostly doing that for them. I think everyone I played with broke even… except on the slots, because they just told me to keep going
We were up another $100! Bar-bar-bar!
Anyway, I was hanging out with a lot of cool people… now that I think about it, most of the people were guys
They were buying drinks… by “buy” I mean all of the drinks were free
Keep ‘em coming!
So I’ve been made fun of for never being on a boat before… well now I’ve been on TWO!