Ava Knight

Ahhhhhh so I ended up going to the rink for six hours yesterday. And today my legs hurt like hell. Aaand I went food shopping. Walking is kind of difficult right now And forget about squatting to get things on the bottom shelves, man. I usually feel this in my arms when I haven’t worked out in a while, and that’s only after 20 minutes of various weight training. Six… hours…

But I got a bunch of lovely food!

When I was at stores on Black Friday, one of them was handing out these candy canes. It turned out to be the BEST CANDY CANE EVER and I want more. Except, I don’t know where to get them!! They’re coated like a sour gummy might be coated, and really delicious because of it. Sour candy canes??? Yessss. I need to find them immediately.

I have such a dilemma. I want to upload some pictures for you guys, I really do, but the hard drive they’re on is all the way across the room. Oh god… sorry, guys, I guess you miss out… so lazy right now

I’m BACK!!! I had a great time I ate turkey and mashed potatoes and biscuits. There was some other stuff, too, but I think we’ve finally got it down to making just the stuff that people will eat. I wouldn’t say my palate is diverse, exactly. But I made rolls with faces on them It took about a minute to roll them out, and then another 5 to painstakingly put eyes and noses on each roll. It upsets everyone and makes me laugh… they hate it… hahahaha

For the first real time, I went Black Friday shopping. I didn’t sleep so by the time 4am rolled around, I was way too mellowed out to even consider rushing around. I couldn’t think of stuff I wanted, either, so I picked up a GPS car navigator thing for a gift and didn’t buy anything else… well, I looked for a new big sippy cup with no luck, and ice skate covers, also with no luck

The bus ride back together forrreevvvveeeerrrrr and some terminals are way worse than others, let me tell you. I was afraid of getting jumped But I finally made it back, after they pushed back the bus by two hours and then had that bus going all over the place… but it was a guaranteed connection to New York, so I wasn’t stranded in the middle of nowhere. I’m actually quite relieved to be back. As crazy as it sounds, at least when I get hit on here they’re actually friendly about it…

I got back from shopping and NOT A MINUTE TOO SOON because I had a camshow I kept checking my phone to see if it was almost time. I already read off my huge receipt during the show (IT WAS RIVETING), but here you go again (I’m so sorry Patrick :D): blueberries yum, raspberries yum yum, bananas for sucking on, grapes for snacking, orange peach mango juice but at least it’s not “cran”-something, mangos and peaches in case the juice wasn’t enough, fried chicken because I’m a glutton, wheat bread because it’s better than fried chicken, milk obviously, broccoli and salad and carrots because they’re good for me, beef and jalapeno peppers and a green pepper and sauce because it’s CHILI TIME. At some point. Okay, I got some other stuff, but I’m boooring myself. Oh yeah I did get these Cheez-Its that are delicious. Yummmmmmm. I did make sure that the first thing I snacked on was fruit, though, okay

Anyway, my cam show was grrrreat I need more fruit shows. I know you guys enjoyed seeing me sucking off a banana

TACOOOOOOS

I want ‘em

Someone bring me tacos

I’ll provide up to the minute updates on this taco situation… stay tuned

Update: NO TACOS

Update 2: STILL NO TACOS

Update 3: WHERE’S MY TACOS?!?!

Update 4: TACOS!! I got some. I ate FOUR TACOS. They were four delicious soft-shell tacos.