Ahhhh I’m looking through my pictures and I think I’m getting fat 
I need to work out more. My legs look great, but my torso is plumping oh god.
So, tomorrow’s cam show is at 9PM EST for you guys, and I’m cancelling Tuesday and Sunday’s shows for the holidays. Somehow I think traffic will be terrible coming back. SOMEHOW.
I made fried chicken for dinner! With mashed potatoes. Yum yummy 
I love me some friiied chicken. Oh god, do you think the fried chicken is making me fat This is all I can think about at the moment. I actually have some left over and was thinking about eating it, but now I don’t want to anymore… maybe I should get on the exercise bike instead…
Did you hear that? She thinks I’m CUUUUUUUUUTE!
Yeah that was a good line from RUDOLPH. My favorite Christmas special. WESLEY CRUSHER (RAAAAAAAAAAA) has no business saying it. Except this girl was like “it’s a good thing you’re cute or else I’d find you annoying” yeah well I find him annoying and I also don’t think he’s cute. Okay so I’m watching Star Trek, obviously, and once again this episode has a B-plot revolving around Wesley. Agghghghghghghghghhhh.
Anyway, today I exercised for some unknown period of time, but I went like… 100 somethings on the distance readout thing. Yeah I’m not good with distance even when it’s being displayed to me.
I need to go shopping for things other than groceries now 
I wanna go to the stoooore!!
I loooove mozzarella sticks. That is all.
I went there, finally. But I almost passed out on the elliptical!! I knew I should have eaten more. I was trying not to eat too much so my stomach wouldn’t be jiggling around getting grumpy, but then I just ended up feeling faint from not eating. It’s probably better to overeat than undereat when it comes to cardio. I at least went for half the amount of time I usually get on…
SO MANY Civ Revolution achievements, so little time. I got a whole bunch. I read online what they were. I mean, the little Xbox thingy tells you too, but then you gotta click in and out and in and out… and in… and out… and I was like “fuck no” and went online. I was skimming some of the strategies for the harder ones. I mean, some of them looked impossible, like Win the game with only one city… or Win a Domination Victory on Deity… which is capturing everyone else’s capital on the hardest difficulty. So I tried the One City one and got it pretty easily… it’s a lot easier when you play the scenario where you already have all the techs in the future. I mean, I’m sure none of you know what the hell I’m talking about 
Basically I sat around for a while and played a video game about taking over the world… without actually taking over the world.
I’m a pretty good multitasker. While I do all this, of course, I do work on the computer. I was walking around listening to some depressing news about how screwed we are if the earth gets hit by a large asteroid. Apparently we’d all be gone within a day. Thanks Bill Bryson… I guess… I’m going to listen to more of this history book on my flight, which I’m excited about, if I’m not too tired… which is totally plausible
Yeah so I went to the gym and it hurts It’s been a while, so no surprise there. I listened to a few chapters of this book called A Short History of Nearly Everything… one of these days I’m going to finish it. The chapters take like 45 minutes to finish, so 20 minutes on the elliptical doesn’t seem like it’s going to cut it. But I’m going on a flight soonish, so I take these opportunities to catch up on my “reading.” No, actually, I do have a book that I can actually read while I listen to it. I read so much faster than I listen… might as well read…
Anyway, I hope my triceps finally get into gear, and maybe get some endurance on my legs.
Don’t forget about my new cam show times! They are:
Tuesdays @ 5pm EST
Thursdays @ 8pm EST
Sundays @ 10pm EST
So basically everything’s been moved forward Enjoy!!