Whenever I approve a comment, it sends me an email telling me I have a new comment!! And I always forget that I did it to myself and go to check my email like it’s something exciting. You’d think I would remember.

I have screen caps from one of my shows and I thought I would share

Pop Tarts

Jet-Puffed

Tostitos

M&Ms

Doritos

I’m in the middle of baking something I’ve never done before… the Chocolate Chip Lava Cookie, of course If you’ve ever been to Red Lobster, you know that this dessert is the best ever!! It’s like a big cookie cake with a melted chocolate center and ICE CREAM on top I’m making it by using a regular chocolate chip cookie recipe, then pressing a layer of dough into a oven-safe bowl, putting some chocolate chips in a little pile on top of that, and then putting on another layer of dough. It’s taking a while though, but at least the bowl is glass and I can see how done it is on all sides At the moment it’s taking at least 20 minutes, so I hope it cooks all the way through… I’ll take a picture

Okay I finished and took a few pictures!!

Fresh out of the oven

My fresh gallon of ice cream

The final product!! I just ate it, and it is SOOOO good but lasts about 5 seconds… and now I have a ton of leftover cookie dough

Ahh I’m hungry!!

So on Valentine’s Day I spent a good amount of time watching the food network! They had specials on how various Valentine’s treats are made General observations:

- They make cinnamon hearts by dumping pure cinnamon onto candy hearts at the end of the process. I don’t like cinnamon hearts, so when they started pouring the cinnamon I shouted NOOOOO at the screen.
- It is amazing how much candy gets made by hand!! They showed people decorating champagne truffles really really well by hand and said there are only two people there that can do it properly. WHAT IF THOSE PEOPLE DIE???
- There are people who are amazingly good at hand-flipping lollipop liquid into molds.
- Dipping strawberries into chocolate is a perfectly good waste of strawberries. Also, if the chocolate is too hot it will scald the strawberry. How do you scald a strawberry??? What does that even mean??

Then I guess they gave up on Valentine’s Day because they showed an episode about this guy that went to Ethiopia to sample their food. The entire thing was a mess. He tried to introduce it by saying that we have this impression that Ethiopia is full of starving people and terrible… and then pretty much spent an hour confirming this. I don’t think they prepared him well enough for his trip, because at one point he implied that eating rotten meat would be a little easier to stomach than their food. Basically every time he ate something, he would make this face and then try to play it off like he just doesn’t have *the palate* for it. I thought that by the end of the trip he would be so annoyed at having to eat this crap that he’d give like 100 Ethiopians diabetes by passing around a Snickers. This somehow didn’t happen… that was an interesting episode… remind me to never go there

After I go to send a message to all the users on my site, it gives me a list to everyone it was sent to… the list is epic… hehe

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

So I got up my Valentine’s Day video I think the pink feather robe and heart dildo look great for the holiday!

So you guys may have noticed a little addition to my face: Braces. I just got them and boy are they nerdy I’m going to have them for over a year, so ummm I hope you don’t mind. My teeth have actually shown a ton of movement so far, and I like to pretend like it’ll be some kind of miracle and I’ll get them off like tomorrow. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for a long time and am paying for it myself. They’re ceramic so they’re not immediately noticeable. Actually, the orthodontist messed it up the first time he put the brackets on, and put on the regular metal ones. So I know what those looked like and they looked HORRIBLE. I think my teeth are too small to handle that much metal I had to rush back from the mirror and say “Uhhh I think you did this wrong…”

And then there’s the pain!! Oh my god they were so sore for the first week. I could barely eat anything! I know when I go get them tightened it’ll hurt all over again. Ahhhhh

So that’s my little post about how I got braces and hope you don’t mind People report not noticing my mouth either way, which is good.

I’m in the middle of cooking dinner for one of my friends, who is sick, and needs me to just make her some cut up chicken… plain. I asked her if I could add SOME flavoring, and she said that might be okay. I’ve gotten pretty good at flavoring stuff, but I stuck to some salt and pepper, and maybe some garlic. I hope she likes it!!

I’ve been working on my new site and one of the new features is putting my blog entries on the front page, and the last one was just depressing so I’m writing a new one

Ummm so my show’s about to start and I’ve gotten distracted by sudoku soooo I’m gonnnnna… go…

Tonight was kind of crap. It is amazing what levels people will stoop to in order to insult somebody else. There is a point where you wonder “why bother?” but I already know the answer: Insulting others is entertaining. It’s fun to watch your puppet dance when you push just the right buttons. I just shut off the cam and walked away. I am not a puppet, and I will not dance for you.

I’m a pretty emotional person, and very outspoken when I don’t like something. I’ve learned how to curb that for the most part, but goddammit I could fill a book with all the stuff I’ve dealt with in the past couple years.

I went to see if there’s any new stuff in the world I could buy, and then noticed I already put a bunch of new crap on my wishlist… and that they’re unavailable and I need to replace them with new stuff. Most of the time they just relist it under the exact same title… it doesn’t make it less annoying. And how does the gift card option have a rating of 3 1/2 stars?? I’m sure the process is very easy if you’re not dumb.

I guess I’m just tired and grumpy now. I should go to sleep.

Right now I’m making some of that rice a roni stuff for dinner. I got a rotisserie chicken, too.

I worked out last night! I got on the bike and peddled my legs off for half an hour!! I did a few sudoku to keep my mind off the rising soreness in my legs I wanted to go for 45 minutes but I thought I would ease back into it…I really should get another gym membership. I’m just concerned that it’s going to be busy as usual I feel so awkward, being small and cute and surrounded by big bulky guys. I think they’re all eyeing me up!!

I posted a new video to YOUTUBE, and I think you’ll enjoy it because it’s a four minute sneak preview of one of my new videos: Me shooting a gun

I’m not sure why the regular-quality option looks like crap, though. The high quality is very good, so…….. I don’t see anyone else’s videos on youtube looking like this I suck at uploading videos.

Mmm the rice a roni smells really good.

I’m on day three of my medicine and I feel a lot better. I’ve only coughed a few times, and I didn’t cough up a lung at all, so it’s very nice So this is what it’s like to not be sick anymore… I forgot…… the light is so bright……

I went to the doctor, finally. Their new office is really fancy and open… anyway, I stumbled out there and luckily was able to see someone within 20 minutes, which was good. The nurse was very nice (she called my hands “tiny”). I was sitting there while she was doing my stats, and rattling off what I thought they “should” be. I actually know what my average pulse, blood pressure, and temperature should be, depending on the time of day Like I said in my cam show, they change throughout the day. Anyway, she also did my peak flow, and it was a little lower than it should be, because my chest is all congested and whatnot.

The doctor eventually came in and listened to me breathe and gave me a prescription I sat in the pharmacy while they filled it, and it took foreverrrrr. I was pacing up and down the aisles because there was this crazy lady near the pharmacy counter that kept staring at me She was scary. But I got my prescription and took half of it already I should be better within the next few days!

On Wednesday I have some serious plans to go ice skating, and for today I’ll get on the exercise bike and get myself back in shape. I think I should sign back up for a gym membership, what do you think??

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I still feel like crap

Stuffed noses are definitely the worst part of colds!!! And my cough is back in full force. How in the world did I get sick twice in the same month? This sucks That is all.