So I got up my Valentine’s Day video I think the pink feather robe and heart dildo look great for the holiday!

So you guys may have noticed a little addition to my face: Braces. I just got them and boy are they nerdy I’m going to have them for over a year, so ummm I hope you don’t mind. My teeth have actually shown a ton of movement so far, and I like to pretend like it’ll be some kind of miracle and I’ll get them off like tomorrow. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for a long time and am paying for it myself. They’re ceramic so they’re not immediately noticeable. Actually, the orthodontist messed it up the first time he put the brackets on, and put on the regular metal ones. So I know what those looked like and they looked HORRIBLE. I think my teeth are too small to handle that much metal I had to rush back from the mirror and say “Uhhh I think you did this wrong…”

And then there’s the pain!! Oh my god they were so sore for the first week. I could barely eat anything! I know when I go get them tightened it’ll hurt all over again. Ahhhhh

So that’s my little post about how I got braces and hope you don’t mind People report not noticing my mouth either way, which is good.

I’m in the middle of cooking dinner for one of my friends, who is sick, and needs me to just make her some cut up chicken… plain. I asked her if I could add SOME flavoring, and she said that might be okay. I’ve gotten pretty good at flavoring stuff, but I stuck to some salt and pepper, and maybe some garlic. I hope she likes it!!

I’ve been working on my new site and one of the new features is putting my blog entries on the front page, and the last one was just depressing so I’m writing a new one

Ummm so my show’s about to start and I’ve gotten distracted by sudoku soooo I’m gonnnnna… go…

Tonight was kind of crap. It is amazing what levels people will stoop to in order to insult somebody else. There is a point where you wonder “why bother?” but I already know the answer: Insulting others is entertaining. It’s fun to watch your puppet dance when you push just the right buttons. I just shut off the cam and walked away. I am not a puppet, and I will not dance for you.

I’m a pretty emotional person, and very outspoken when I don’t like something. I’ve learned how to curb that for the most part, but goddammit I could fill a book with all the stuff I’ve dealt with in the past couple years.

I went to see if there’s any new stuff in the world I could buy, and then noticed I already put a bunch of new crap on my wishlist… and that they’re unavailable and I need to replace them with new stuff. Most of the time they just relist it under the exact same title… it doesn’t make it less annoying. And how does the gift card option have a rating of 3 1/2 stars?? I’m sure the process is very easy if you’re not dumb.

I guess I’m just tired and grumpy now. I should go to sleep.

Right now I’m making some of that rice a roni stuff for dinner. I got a rotisserie chicken, too.

I worked out last night! I got on the bike and peddled my legs off for half an hour!! I did a few sudoku to keep my mind off the rising soreness in my legs I wanted to go for 45 minutes but I thought I would ease back into it…I really should get another gym membership. I’m just concerned that it’s going to be busy as usual I feel so awkward, being small and cute and surrounded by big bulky guys. I think they’re all eyeing me up!!

I posted a new video to YOUTUBE, and I think you’ll enjoy it because it’s a four minute sneak preview of one of my new videos: Me shooting a gun

I’m not sure why the regular-quality option looks like crap, though. The high quality is very good, so…….. I don’t see anyone else’s videos on youtube looking like this I suck at uploading videos.

Mmm the rice a roni smells really good.

I’m on day three of my medicine and I feel a lot better. I’ve only coughed a few times, and I didn’t cough up a lung at all, so it’s very nice So this is what it’s like to not be sick anymore… I forgot…… the light is so bright……

I went to the doctor, finally. Their new office is really fancy and open… anyway, I stumbled out there and luckily was able to see someone within 20 minutes, which was good. The nurse was very nice (she called my hands “tiny”). I was sitting there while she was doing my stats, and rattling off what I thought they “should” be. I actually know what my average pulse, blood pressure, and temperature should be, depending on the time of day Like I said in my cam show, they change throughout the day. Anyway, she also did my peak flow, and it was a little lower than it should be, because my chest is all congested and whatnot.

The doctor eventually came in and listened to me breathe and gave me a prescription I sat in the pharmacy while they filled it, and it took foreverrrrr. I was pacing up and down the aisles because there was this crazy lady near the pharmacy counter that kept staring at me She was scary. But I got my prescription and took half of it already I should be better within the next few days!

On Wednesday I have some serious plans to go ice skating, and for today I’ll get on the exercise bike and get myself back in shape. I think I should sign back up for a gym membership, what do you think??

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I still feel like crap

Stuffed noses are definitely the worst part of colds!!! And my cough is back in full force. How in the world did I get sick twice in the same month? This sucks That is all.

I woke up today feeling terrible. I tossed and turned all night, and got up really early to do some work, but felt like I was going to throw up. So I tried going back to sleep. I think I managed some after tossing and turning for another hour… but I got up again so I could go get my hair done. It took a while! They didn’t have the perm stuff for my hair so they just went out and got it… they were so apologetic about it that they gave me some of their upscale shampoo So right now I have poodle hair, and waiting a couple of days for it to settle into something more manageable. Hopefully I’ll be able to curl it into something hot. We’ll see!

So I took some more Nyquil and maybe I’ll go to sleep soon, which might help if the sickness only lasts a day. I’ve basically been sick for the past month now Blechhhh

Oh yeah… so my hair is getting long and unruly, so my plan is to go get it cut on Monday. I can’t remember the name of the place, but I remember what street it was on, so I’m going to wander a few blocks in a general direction until I hit it… I haven’t decided if I’m going to get it dyed red again or curled, so here’s your chance to make a case!

“Neither” is not an option, and to make sure I actually go, I cut off about 3 inches myself before I took a shower today. I just grabbed some scissors and cut until it was a bit above my chest. So in order to remedy this horrible crime to my hair, I now have to go get it done I’m really just fairly sick of hurting myself while I sleep… yes, your hair can get long enough to get caught under your weight and hurt…

Arg, my computer is freezing every minute or so, so I gotta wait for this video to finish importing and then I’ll restart. Grrr

Don’t forget: Should I dye my hair, or get it curled?

NOTE: Curled doesn’t mean terrible. Curled would look something like this: