For whatever reason, youtube keeps recommending some video from November about Twilight… fans are still commenting on it as recent as hours ago saying it’s their life. Here is one comment:

“There are many reasons to love the twilight series.Here are some reasons why:
1:All the books are romantic
2:They all have some action in it
3:Every page you read, every word, ever LETTER u can’t stop reading it!
5:Some parts of the books are funny expecially when in breaking dawn when jacob is telling the story These are just some reasons you should atleast read on ebook or even a page of the twilight saga I have been bitten by the twilight saga”

Every LETTER???

There is no 4.

But guys come on just read one page, it’ll be so amazing.

I’m just grumpy because Dollhouse was terrible, again I guess they programmed Sierra to be “really good at being kidnapped” ???

On a better note, here is a cool video I did with this sweet website called Animoto:

Warrior made a beautiful picture of me with pantyhose It looks so good!

Here’s some bootylicious pictures, just ’cause:

So enjoy the sweet ass pics!!

I’ve seen some really funny youtube videos lately… too good to not share

David After Dentist, about a 8 year old kid that gets all hopped up on dentist medication… he’s like tripping balls and it’s hilarious. “Is this going to be FOREVER?” “I can’t see ANYTHING.” “…yes you can.”

This remix is GENIUS. Also, this comment for some reason amuses me “I pissed myself until my pants were full, then pissed into a girls pants.” INDEED:

Aaaand the WTF Blanket. Ruin your child’s self esteem and wear it in public!!:

And we’re never sick of Shamwow!! Oh no, party foul!:

It’s better than SEX!~

I have been soooo busy lately. I have to schedule my flight and hotel for Phoenix very soon. The main hotel is booked so I have to figure out which other one would be best. I will have to get it all nailed down tomorrow.

I had a steak in the fridge that was threatening to go bad, so I made it for dinner, with mashed potatoes, broccoli, and cheddar biscuits About halfway through I realized that it was going to be a somewhat painful experience with my teeth being really sore, but it turned out okay. The broccoli was this steamed broccoli in a microwaveable bag… the instructions on the back say to put the broccoli into a serving dish when it’s ready. I just have to wonder if it originally read “Pour into serving dish; don’t just eat it out of the bag, you slob, I KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO.”

I also tried out frozen strawberries… well I let them thaw first… but they are definitely not as good as the real deal. I can’t wait for strawberries to be in season (read: on sale) again

Okay I am exhausted, time for bed

I’ve been going through my panty drawer and through popular demand I’m going to start selling them!!

I think I’ve worn all my panties at some point or another in a video or photo set

So what I want you guys to do, if you want a pair of panties, is tell me which ones you might be interested in, while I figure out where I should sell them… maybe post a picture or something to help me out!

You can request some other piece of clothing but also keep in mind I’ve borrowed some of Natalie’s stuff from time to time

OH YEAH:

I also want to sell SIGNED PHOTOS!! Since I don’t know what pictures anyone wants and I don’t have a photo printer, it will probably take a little longer, so start collecting photos you might want signed!! I’ll make sure the quality of the original is good enough to print

Those are your tasks, go forth

Actually the orthodontist assistant scolded me because they don’t tighten it, they put on a thicker wire…

Anyway, I went in a week early because of this gap forming between my teeth since I got my braces. They said it was normal and that they’d be shaping my teeth back to get rid of it, and then offered to put on a new wire a week early Oh la la. I’m going to pretend that it’s going to reduce the amount of time I need to have them on by a week. I’ll be done in no time!! Tomorrow, maybe??

I had soup so I haven’t experienced the pain of the new wire yet. I’m scared

I uploaded a new youtube video:

Short and cute DILDO DANCE PARTY!! If you have a youtube account, you should rate it (FIVE) and subscribe

Whenever I approve a comment, it sends me an email telling me I have a new comment!! And I always forget that I did it to myself and go to check my email like it’s something exciting. You’d think I would remember.

I have screen caps from one of my shows and I thought I would share

Pop Tarts

Jet-Puffed

Tostitos

M&Ms

Doritos

I’m in the middle of baking something I’ve never done before… the Chocolate Chip Lava Cookie, of course If you’ve ever been to Red Lobster, you know that this dessert is the best ever!! It’s like a big cookie cake with a melted chocolate center and ICE CREAM on top I’m making it by using a regular chocolate chip cookie recipe, then pressing a layer of dough into a oven-safe bowl, putting some chocolate chips in a little pile on top of that, and then putting on another layer of dough. It’s taking a while though, but at least the bowl is glass and I can see how done it is on all sides At the moment it’s taking at least 20 minutes, so I hope it cooks all the way through… I’ll take a picture

Okay I finished and took a few pictures!!

Fresh out of the oven

My fresh gallon of ice cream

The final product!! I just ate it, and it is SOOOO good but lasts about 5 seconds… and now I have a ton of leftover cookie dough

Ahh I’m hungry!!

So on Valentine’s Day I spent a good amount of time watching the food network! They had specials on how various Valentine’s treats are made General observations:

- They make cinnamon hearts by dumping pure cinnamon onto candy hearts at the end of the process. I don’t like cinnamon hearts, so when they started pouring the cinnamon I shouted NOOOOO at the screen.
- It is amazing how much candy gets made by hand!! They showed people decorating champagne truffles really really well by hand and said there are only two people there that can do it properly. WHAT IF THOSE PEOPLE DIE???
- There are people who are amazingly good at hand-flipping lollipop liquid into molds.
- Dipping strawberries into chocolate is a perfectly good waste of strawberries. Also, if the chocolate is too hot it will scald the strawberry. How do you scald a strawberry??? What does that even mean??

Then I guess they gave up on Valentine’s Day because they showed an episode about this guy that went to Ethiopia to sample their food. The entire thing was a mess. He tried to introduce it by saying that we have this impression that Ethiopia is full of starving people and terrible… and then pretty much spent an hour confirming this. I don’t think they prepared him well enough for his trip, because at one point he implied that eating rotten meat would be a little easier to stomach than their food. Basically every time he ate something, he would make this face and then try to play it off like he just doesn’t have *the palate* for it. I thought that by the end of the trip he would be so annoyed at having to eat this crap that he’d give like 100 Ethiopians diabetes by passing around a Snickers. This somehow didn’t happen… that was an interesting episode… remind me to never go there

After I go to send a message to all the users on my site, it gives me a list to everyone it was sent to… the list is epic… hehe

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!