Aggggh grrrrrr they have a TRUCK parked outside the back entrance to my building. Like RIGHT THERE. RIGHT. THERE. As in, I can’t actually ENTER the building. And the only other entrance requires me to walk around the block. I went up to the guy that seemed to belong with the truck and was like “Dude wtf” and he was like “Actually I have a permit” and I was like “Are you aware you are blocking this shit” I mean, I weigh 95lbs and I just barely squeezed in between, but not without having to put my bag on top of the truck agggh but I called around about it and it’s gone now. Who knows if they actually had to move or if they were just done, but yay. I’ve been keeping my suitcase from Vegas with someone else because I couldn’t actually maneuver it into my place, is the real concern

Anyway, my belly is full of mashed potatoes and I got new makeup foundation stuff… I think I left my old one in Vegas somewhere, but it was almost empty, so it worked out. I’m still trying out different kinds of makeup so I figure out what’s best… I know everyone basically uses MAC but I can’t bring myself to spend so much on makeup yet…

I WANT MASHED POTATOES

Update: I ate mashed potatoes. They were DELICIOUS with gravy.

Okay I’m back home. I didn’t notice until like yesterday that I had a FOUR HOUR layover. But you know who ended up being on the flight? My good friend Trisha, so I hung out at her place for a few hours. She has three crazy dogs…

Oh man, I ate sooo much. My tummy aches a little from all the food I ate today.

Oh yeah, I gambled!!! I gambled like $20. Vegas totally conned me out of my money… I was doing okay for a little bit at roulette, but then lost it pretty quickly. But it gave me a rush and I understand how people can get caught up in it. I mean, they put slot machines at the airport gates, and I saw people playing them. Crrrraaazyyyy.

So I’ll be catching up tonight and tomorrow, I think… and lying in bed…

I had my big party tonight :O!! I wore THE SWEETEST leather pants ever, with a sweet red shirt and sweet necklace. I think people liked it I met a whole bunch of people, and… wait. I have to tell you about the popcorn and candy :O They had a whole spread of like every gummy imaginable and a popcorn machine. It was AMAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZIIIIIIING. Two of my favorite snack foods After all that, we went to some other party at some place where the dance floor was somewhere below us. Natalie and I wandered around the whole stupid place trying to find the way down, but we found out as we were leaving that the way down there was going all the way back to the entrance

Then we went to another strip club, but I was waaaay too tired to appreciate it. Plus the stripper that gave me a dance had the first really terrible implants I’ve ever felt. They felt like… rocks… in her boobs… but Natalie and I went inside the bathroom to discover the most amazing display of bathroom food ever. Well I’ve never been inside a bathroom that had food in it, but I think the strippers use the same one so they had a huge amount of perfume and snacks for them just laid out. We were like :O :O Just like that.

So I’ve never been to a strip club that was topless only, and I’ve also never been to a strip club as big as the one here, but I went last night and it was pretty awesommme. Well except for the topless only. But there’s so many girls in one place that they just spend their time roaming the club, blatantly asking people if they want dances :O :O I would feel bad being a guy and turning down girls. I found one girl I really liked Her name was Sway and she was really nice! I think they’re always nice to the girls… she was as tall as me (without the heels), too.

I’ve discovered that they also charge outrageous amounts for the drinks at the clubs $6 water. Six dollars. FOR WATER. AHHHH.

Send help… it’s like catching on fire every time I step outside. Okay so I can’t exactly walk in my tall heels yet. I tried going out to the pool in them, but I made it like across the pool when I stumbled. I mean, I don’t really fall, because I guess my instincts are to twist my ankle rather than skin something. I didn’t twist my ankle, but I still just took off the shoes and went back to my room to change shoes. I don’t care if I don’t look as hot

Yyyyeaaaah so Penny’s here again, which is awesome. I missed her drinking contest, and she noticed I feel like a loser.

Oh yeah, everything here is RIDICULOUSLY expensive. As in two or three times what it should be anywhere else. More expensive than airport food. And they do it because they know people are going to pay it… totally unfair :’(

So I thought that Las Vegas was always night time, because they ALWAYS show all the lights and stuff. One thing that they also don’t mention is that it’s REALLY HOT here. As in 110 degrees I took the biggest plane I’ve ever been on so far, with six seats in each row. Yeah… I’m a big time airplane person now Anyway, I’m staying at the Hard Rock, which is pretty cool. The casino is apparently very tiny compared to other casinos, but I’ve never seen these other casinos Okay so I’m gonna go mingle and stuff now, because that’s what you do… in Vegas…

Yeeeah I don’t want to seem like a flake but today is the day I’ve been catching up on my bills Moving is difficult because the bills don’t follow you unless you go all the way to the post office and forward your stuff. Sooooo who knows what I owe entirely. But I left my new bank card at my friends house and that makes it a bit difficult to pay some of the stuff grrr I have to wait until they’re actually in town again. So I paid for my phone and uhh internet and crap. I’m still gonna be homeless in a month but whateverrrrr

So I suppose that today I will venture out into the wilderness and mail out this check and see if I can get my mail forwarded, because that would be pretty sweet. And tomorrow I leave!!! Oh god I need to pack.

I’ve decided to do something special with my hair today… it’s still setting, but it will be good to go for my cam show tonight I’ll make a video of it too!

I’m excited for my trip!! Two days!! I don’t know if I should challenge jet lag and stay up late when I get there or if I should stay on my time and just wake up at like 7am every day… this time there’s going to be a lot of people demanding I come party late with them, so I suspect there’s going to be some sweet-ass jet lag awaiting me when I come back Actually, I just see jet lag as the same thing as when I stay up until 3am and try to get up early the next day anyway, so I don’t think there’ll be any problems unless I try to sleep on the plane…

The best part of the Fourth of July fireworks was standing next to a girl that smelled like a stripper. Strippers smell AMAZING. They smell like freshness and happy things. I have no idea how they end up smelling like that, but I’d smell like that all the time if I could.

I have half a mind to tell Natalie to make me tacos when I visit her. I was watching this video of her cooking, and I remembered that the tacos she made were really good, and now I want them. I went to a Mexican place tonight to make up for it. They dim the lights like halfway into the night for some reason, like making it hard to see your food. This has happened twice now, but I was lucky enough to not sit in a corner, so I could still eat

I want to speak out against crossing lights and stop lights today. They make it like IMPOSSIBLE to be safe while walking. Here, you basically have exactly the time it takes you to cross the street before the thing tells you to stop crossing. At least that’s for the one way streets where I’m not about to get hit. But then there’s also the fact that the pedestrians have to stop crossing BEFORE the cars in the lane parallel to you. The ones that are turning into the street you’re attempting to cross. So not only do I have to worry about scurrying across the street in the like 5 seconds alotted, I have to worry about all the impatient drivers that are still allowed to turn into me. Bah. You know, you guys in cars are already guaranteed to get where you’re going much faster than me. WHY do you need to try to run me over too??