Ava Knight

I know a guy that moved from here to work in the Czech Republic, teaching English to Czech people. It was late so this conversation occurred… I’m the kind of person that can’t be talked out of something once I get started. I apologize in advance to anyone in the Czech Republic… I’m not this dumb, I was just teasing.

Me: How does it feel to be the only one there that speaks your native language
Me: And in order to converse with them you must force it into their brains
Him: it’s not THAT bad, some people DO actually speak English.. at least in the city centre
Me: I’d just put on My Fair Lady and walk away like I did my job

Me: Did you hear that Circuit City declared bankruptcy
Him: yea
Me: Oh
Me: I didn’t know if you “had” the “news” over there
Him: lol i’m not in the third world

Him: i teach adults
Me: That must be a lot harder
Me: Plus all foreigners already know English, right
Me: I mean, don’t we ship all our tv shows and movies over there, how do foreigners even need to be taught English
Him: probably because all the shows are dubbed into Czech :-p
Me: Whoa that sucks
Me: Don’t they understand that Czech is a terrible language spoken by no one but their own country

Him: economy here is doing ok.. they’re joining the EU, everything’s pretty damn good
Him: until the AMERICAN recession starts to heavily fuck up the rest of the world
Me: Hey hey hey without our tv shows and movies you guys wouldn’t even have entertainment
Me: You guys would be playing jump rope in the rain
Me: Like the fucking AMISH
Him: they have their own tv network, their own shows, their own movies
Me: Yeah right they have like a local news station, don’t lie, it’s like NEWS AT 9 and then 3 hours of Everybody Loves Raymond dubbed into Czech