I got back from shopping and NOT A MINUTE TOO SOON because I had a camshow I kept checking my phone to see if it was almost time. I already read off my huge receipt during the show (IT WAS RIVETING), but here you go again (I’m so sorry Patrick ): blueberries yum, raspberries yum yum, bananas for sucking on, grapes for snacking, orange peach mango juice but at least it’s not “cran”-something, mangos and peaches in case the juice wasn’t enough, fried chicken because I’m a glutton, wheat bread because it’s better than fried chicken, milk obviously, broccoli and salad and carrots because they’re good for me, beef and jalapeno peppers and a green pepper and sauce because it’s CHILI TIME. At some point. Okay, I got some other stuff, but I’m boooring myself. Oh yeah I did get these Cheez-Its that are delicious. Yummmmmmm. I did make sure that the first thing I snacked on was fruit, though, okay

Anyway, my cam show was grrrreat I need more fruit shows. I know you guys enjoyed seeing me sucking off a banana